You enter the door that says, "Open House," and a friendly real estate agent is waiting as quietly as a mouse. You tell her you're looking to own this fancy house of hers, but she scares you by saying there are multiple buyers. You pull out your check book and show her the bottom line, and she tells you that things are going to be just fine. She stands up and sticks out her hand. "Congratulations," she says, "Now let me get off your land."