Top Ten Signs Your Child has Eaten Too Much Halloween Candy!
Posted by Scott Simonsen
Kids are are pretty darn good at stashing away Halloween candy and sneaking it when you're not looking. Is your kid playing dumb and telling you that it wasn't a good year on the streets? Here are the top ten signs that your child is pulling a fast one on you:
10. Your child looks like one of these two:
9. Your child is out on the street corner, pimping out her Barbie for another hit of Snickers.
8. Your child learned the hard way that kids do not literally bounce off walls. (*SPLAT*)
7. The Hershey Company called your child to personally thank her for making this their best fourth quarter yet.
6. Your child can’t sit down without unbuttoning her OshKosh B’Gosh jeans, Al Bundy-style, first.
5. The rate at which your child is talking makes Robin Williams sound like he has a slow drawl in comparison.
4. Your child's love of Skittles has finally caught up to her.
3. The next morning, her first words are: “I’M NEVER EATING CANDY AGAIN.” (Ha, haaaa!)
2. Sugarcane farmers are asking if they can harvest your kid’s sweat.
1. Even all the candy corn and Good & Plenties are gone!